he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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