you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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