i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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