need another drink. this is the easiest way
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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