Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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