my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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