hell yes lets make some ravioli
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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