Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast