I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize