Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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