Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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