his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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