Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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