Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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