why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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