How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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