ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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