I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.