I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Randomize