we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize