I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i came on her dog
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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