Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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