Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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