A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
