i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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