No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I want to be your penis for a week.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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