Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.