Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
