I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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