ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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