I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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