he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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