sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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