Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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