ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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