I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
God, I missed his penis.
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