So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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