return my video game
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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