Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
