Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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