how can u be prego again
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
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I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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