someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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