for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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