I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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