all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You made out with two different species that night
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...