Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
My pussy is not your playground.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment