..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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