I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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