I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
