white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
