This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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