Dude my mom stole all your condoms
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
This is my gift to your gina
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We need a shit load of segways right now
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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