she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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