K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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