you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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