i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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