using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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